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Professional? Hardly. Unbothered? Absolutely. This top isn’t here to be subtle — it’s here to let the world know exactly how many flying f*cks you give (spoiler: zero). Whether you’re done with the drama, the group chat, or just the 9-to-5 grind, this top says it loud and proud — with skeleton-level sarcasm and bat-level exit speed. Rock it at a Halloween party or throw it on for your next IDGAF Monday — either way, you’re serving spooky season with a side of savage.
•Back Design:
A dead-serious skeleton throwing up the deuces while a bat flutters off with their “last flying f*ck.” Surrounded by sparkles and pure apathy. It’s gothic, hilarious, and just the right amount of unhinged.
•Front Pocket Design:
A mini version of the design, so even when you’re facing forward, people know not to try you today.
•Why You Need It:
•Care Instructions:
Top must be washed on cold with no bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for longer wear! Remember to turn top inside out with each wash and do not iron!
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jul 3
US$40
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