Let’s be honest: not all workouts happen at the gym. This bold black tee with golden-yellow lettering is cheeky, confident, and unapologetically extra. Whether you’re turning heads or turning red from laughter, this shirt puts playful on full display. Warning: May cause excessive side-eyes and jealous stares. Wear it proud. Wear it loud.

•Back Design:

“YOUR DAD IS MY CARDIO” in wavy retro lettering that screams attitude with a wink. 

•Front Pocket Design:

A dripping smiley face paired with the same spicy phrase—just in case anyone missed the message from behind.

•Why You Need It: 

• Thick, buttery gold ink on soft charcoal black cotton
• Retro font meets reckless humor for the ultimate statement piece
• Great for girls who lift…dads
• Eye-catching and conversation-starting (or argument-starting—you win either way)

•Care Instructions:

Top must be washed on cold with no bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for longer wear! Remember to turn top inside out with each wash and do not iron!

*These tops are made to order - orders may take 2-7 days! Sweatshirts and hoodies are limited in color, please leave your contact information!*