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The perfect rug if your humor is dark and your room darker.
It won’t haunt you… unless you forget to vacuum

Made with eco-friendly materials, so your rug can be sustainable—
even if your sleep schedule and emotional stability aren’t.
Soft, durable, and just ethical enough to ease the guilt

Measuring 27.5 x 39.3 inches, it’s not subtle just like your obsession.
Covers a good chunk of floor and a bigger chunk of your unresolved issues.
Perfect size for gaming, decorating, or crying quietly

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 27 - Jul 2
US$40
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